Tuesday, August 10, 2010

FRICKEN CHILDREN NEED TO OWN UP TO SHIT!

It bothers me when this skank lies all the time.
None the less she's only like 2 and a half but seriously Katharine.
BITCH YOU GOT YOUR EYEBROWS DONEE!

a video from may:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA3_PycL_nc

her newest video (august):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qb-_L9rIOA&feature=channel

LOOK AT HER EYEBROWS!
xxmakeupiscoolxx is a fucking LIAR
lol

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

He seems like the type to love them then leave them

I think I just lost my best best best friend.

Ya see people, my best friend has been a guy since I was two and we've been close friends forever. He was my rock. Who I went to for advice. Who calmed me down. Who stuck up for me. But the key word there is WAS, because I have no clue who the hell the person that has taken up his life is.

I miss him, readers.
I miss the guy that would tell me everythings ok.
I miss the guy that told me to stay myself.
I miss the guy that was always HERE FOR ME.


This isn't exactly old news. We've been dangling on a string for a while, and yesterday night it just...snapped.


Ya see, I don't have a homecoming date yet. And I've been rather upset about it. So one day I texted him expecting him to give me some courage or help me. But what did he say?

"What are you talking about? You just doubt yourself about
EVERYTHING. If you have confidence it helps, and your lacking that
horribly."


He hasn't answered me since.
And the big pair of red scissors come down on that string.
And now I'm lost.
Buh-Bye.

Friday, June 11, 2010

SEPHORA????

So I was at my aunt's house for my cousin's graduation party, so she gave me my late birthday present- a Sephora gift card! So I took it upon myself to do some online shopping (: Everyone, meet the new lovelies!






Lets round these puppies off.







First of all, we have the CARGO Wet/Dry Eyelining Palette










What you're getting is 8 powder liners that could be used wet or dry. You could also use them as eyeshadows!







I got this baby 75 percent off its usually high 32 dollar price at Sephora. Final cost? 8 dollars. Final verdict? LOVE IT! My favorite shades are that Teal (2nd on first row) and Glittery Grey (First on first row)! I will be posting a more in dept review with swatches soon!







Next (and once again by the fabulous brand CARGO :D) is their Water Resistant Bronzer.









Sorry the pictures are in the wrong order haha.
This bronzer looks really shimmery and orangy in the pan (or tin rather) but once applied and blended out with a brush it looks really super natural and glowy. Love it!







Adore it! And once again, quite a steal at 75 percent off. Retail price- 28 dollars. Paid- 7 dollars!








Next is the Sephora Brand Nail Whitening Pencil. I picked this up because I had four dollars left and thats how much it costed. It doesn't really work at all, and heck, I coulda bought 8 Wet n Wild Lipsticks on buy one get one free, or a New York Color Blushable Creme Stick for that! Oh well, at least I like the cleaner thing on the cap. This rules for getting that dirt from under your nails!







Whatever. I also got the free birthday kit since I'm a beauty insider and well, last week was my birthday!








The eyeshadow and eyeliner are amazing! I think I'll purchase the full size of the shadow. Its called "Aspen Summit". The eyeliner is called "Silver Green", and I won't be purchasing the full size because I don't use pencil liners enough to invest in an expensive one.










Swatches: Silver Green Liner on top, Aspen Summit Eyeshadow on bottom.

The Mascara on the other hand? Well, they say a picture is worth a thousand words so here you are:









This does nothing for your lashes! Just a smudgy.black.mess. that is all (:

Of course I got the 3 samples too!!!







From Left to Right: Smashbox Photo Finish Light, Bliss All-Around Eye Cream, and CoverFX ConcealFX Concealer in Light.

That is all loverss!

Hugs! LC

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

unce unce unce unce uc-awh fuck i typoed.

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time started: 11:42 PM
name: Lauren
nickname(s): Mary Poppins, Helen Keller, Lola, or just plain LC
birthday: May 30
where were you born: Pennsylvania
do you still live there: well not in the hospital
zodiac sign: gemini
height: 4 11'
hair color: lightish brown
do you like it: its whatever
what does it look like: hair
eye color: grey blue/grey blue green
do you like it: love it
contacts or glasses: neither
shoe size: anything from a about a 7 but i can wear 5, 6, it just varies.
grade: 8th
GPA: dont know
siblings: a brother
piercings: ears but i think they shut.
favorite
color: yellow and purple
scent: vanilla or fresh linen (that just got out of the dryer scent)
show: gLee
candy: Rasberry Dark Chocolate easter eggs
gum: this old mint vanilla one
drink: coke
food: Veggie Pizza
pizza topping: Veggies or just cheese or bacon
book: invisible monsters
fruit: nectarine
vegetable: Broccolli
time of day: around 4 during the school year, arorund 11 AM in the summer.
month: May
day of the week: friday
season: Spring
magazine: Seventeen
font: Tabitha
shampoo: neutrogena moisture stuff/anything that will get rid of my greasy hair!
name: Charlie (for a girl) Sam (as in samantha but their like no way man im a tom boy call me sammm), Elle, Daisy, Lisha, Ryan, the list goes onnn
number: 69 :D
phrase: anything that comes out of my friendses moutheseses ;D
store: Tj Maxx, Target, BIGLOTS, bwahaha
accessory: SILLY BANDZ.
channel: TLC,E, VH1, STYLE, DISNEY, NICK, and MTV
weekend activity: hanging with friends, shopping, w/e. getting out of the house!
house color: Purple
animal: Owl and Raccoon
board game: Monopoly Jr. (: or uno. or candy land. or scrabble. or apples to mother fucking apples (:
story from childhood: Dr. Dan the bandage man!
have you ever
been on a plane: no
been on a train: yes (i think)
been on a bus: yes
been in a taxi: no
been in a car accident: yes
burned something: yes
went out of the country: no
broken the law: no (or have i? unce unce unce unce unce...;D
lost something valuable: yes
met a celebrity: yes
cried in public: yes
had a cavity: yes
shopped at abercrombie and fitch: no
prank called anyone: yes
faked sick: yes
fallen from a tree: no (knock on wood)
climbed a tree: yes
slept outside: yes
broken a bone: no (knock on wood)
choked: no (knock on wood)
passed out: no (knock on wood)
been to disney world: no
made a model volcano: yes
the last
phone call: my madre
thing bought: a fishy :D
thing said: well i dont remember but i enjoy saying dum dum didday!!
time you cried: yesterdayy
thing you ate: Lays Plain Chips and Cooler Ranch Doritos miked
shoes you wore: Old Navy Beaded Flip Flops
future
occupation: Makeup Artist
place to live: Wilmongton, North Carolina or California or New York
kids: a boy and 3 girls.
car: Beetle Bug convertible but with all those kids a mini van *lol*
what are you doing tomorrow: School, Shopping.
friends
best friend: Gerald, Chloe, James, Jill, Michael, Taylor, Gabbie.
loudest: Maureen
silliest: Katie
craziest: Chloe
calmest: Gerald
nicest: Gerald
meanest: Avi, sometimes Khala
the one you have but don't want: why would they be my friend if I didnt want em?
smartest: Maureen, Danny, Maria
most hyper: prollyy Katiee
weirdest: Chloe ;D
pick one
pepsi-coke: coke
sprite-7-up: sprite
gold-silver: silver
vanilla-chocolate: depends what it is
flowers-candy: both
book-magazine: both
tv-rdio: tv has a radio! :D
half empty-half full: half full
crayons-markers: markers
sun-moon: moon even though im agraid of the dark
hot-cold: depends if im hot or cold :]
dog-cat: both
jeans-shorts: jean shorts :D
waffles-pancakes: waffles
florida-cali: cali
first thing that comes to mind when you hear...
yellow: canary
lipstick: me
school: turkey
slippers: comfy
lawn mower: ew
iceland: ew
greenland: ew
harry potter: SO I PUT MY HANDS UP THEIR PLAYING MY SONG AND THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY! bahahaha
rooster: garfield
bill clinton: sexual ;P
whipped cream: nom nom nom
mattress: bouncy
lollypop: lil wayne
love: at first sight
panties: unce unce unce ucne
are you
annoying: at times
loud: yes
quiet: i have my moments
random: hell yes
perky: sorta
happy: yeahh
sad: at times
crazy: im a crazy mother fucker(:
smart: sorta
calm: not really
what time is it!: 12:13 AM only because i had to search on facebook for a list of my favorite names i made and i took time to see how i answered before lol
You've been totally Bzoink*d!
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Thursday, April 15, 2010

your mom day



awh chloe for you, on your mom day (birfday) (:

i knew it would surprise j00!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

well then, i spose its time to put the sock on the other foot.

Hola. Im a little ANGRY right now.
wanna know why?
no?
i don't care.
Ya see. I have these friends, and while they can be the BEST of friends,
they can be a tad bit controlling.
Ya see, we have these social studies projects and while we have a kick booty topic (the 60s) their being a little unfair.






they dont listen to a word i say! jill and james! OOMG! were arguing over the jackson 5 right now because apparently in the dance that were doing james (whose doing michael jackson) does nothing. thats a load of bull crap! in soul train, michael invented most of the dances. whether it be the new robot, or anything else. meh, amateurs. they think they know everything but they dont! and they wont listen to my ideas! its ridiculous!

another thing we were arguing about was this hippy commune. we already filmed a perfectly good version with a japanese suit that was a pain to film (literally, i hurt my foot) but to them it makes no sense (even though our social studies teacher chuckled and said it was funny) and a hippy with dreadlocks would be better. we already filmed it all and i dont want to injur myself again thankyou very much!

lastly was woodstock. THERE WERE NO FRIGGEN REHERSED DANCES! nuff said.

screw you.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

your mom watches glee

GLEE. What words can describe this show? Pwnful by some, SUE-TASTIC by others. i simply call it amazing. i love it so much! the drama! the comedy! the music! and fins my lover ;) watch yo self rachel hahahaha. I kinda detest Quinn tho. James can hate on me but i don't care! suck it! lol













oh, and because he told me too









James is by far the biggest gLeek (:

ariva-derche bitchesss!